You are retarded if...

...you refer to Barack Obama as "Barack Hussein Obama."

Yes, you're retarded. You are, just give it up. No...stop...stop protesting. You simply are too stupid to really make your way through the world without bumping into things and making a general nuisance of yourself. You poor thing. But really, who are we kidding? Poor us...you know, those of us who don't think that someone's middle name is a reason for fear or derision, because we have to put up with your incessant mouth-breathing attempts at making something out of nothing. Like you think you're funny. God, you're so tiresome. Go away. You give mommy a headache.